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My Mother always said this old saying:
“Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die… This is why…
Eat whatever you like because you will still die; don't allow motivational speakers to deceive you.”
1. The inventor of the treadmill had died at the age of 54.
2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57.
3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41.
4. The best footballer in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60.
BUT 
Winton Churchill (1874-1965) was the Prime Minister of United Kingdom... He smoked as many as
10 cigars a day. A legendary drinker, Churchill always began his day with a glass of Scotch while still
in bed and continued drinking throughout the day (although he was rarely noticeably drunk).
THE DOCTOR IS ALWAYS RIGHT...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up heart will not make you live longer; it likes saying you extend the life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Watch TV series & Eat "heo quay" then take a nap in a couch... Eat & Sleep make you feeling GOO...OD! Exercises make you tired & wrinkled!
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, it means that they take water out of fruit bits so you get more of nutritions that way. Beer is also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain is... good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they are permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!
Q: Will sitting-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscles, they get bigger. You should only do siting-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable! They are the best "feeling-good" food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain about the body of the whale to me...
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever and whenever you like!
We have all got to die...
My Mother always said this old saying:
“Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die… This is why…
Eat whatever you like because you will still die; don't allow motivational speakers to deceive you.”
1. The inventor of the treadmill had died at the age of 54.
2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57.
3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41.
4. The best footballer in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60.
BUT
5. The KFC inventor died at 94.
6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88.
7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102.
8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake.
9. Hennessy inventor died at 98.
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping up and down, but it only lives for 2 years, and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all lives for 400 years.
So, take some rest, chill, stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life. You will still die one day....
(Author Unknown)
6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88.
7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102.
8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake.
9. Hennessy inventor died at 98.
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping up and down, but it only lives for 2 years, and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all lives for 400 years.
So, take some rest, chill, stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life. You will still die one day....
(Author Unknown)
Winton Churchill (1874-1965) was the Prime Minister of United Kingdom... He smoked as many as
10 cigars a day. A legendary drinker, Churchill always began his day with a glass of Scotch while still
in bed and continued drinking throughout the day (although he was rarely noticeably drunk).
Bob Hawke (1929-2019) was the Prime Minister of Australia. In 1954, a Rhodes scholar at Oxford,
he skolled a yard of ale – two-and-a-half pints, or 1.4 litres of beer – in 11 seconds, then a world record.
he skolled a yard of ale – two-and-a-half pints, or 1.4 litres of beer – in 11 seconds, then a world record.
Jonathan the tortoise, Emperor Napoleon’s pet in St Helena Island, still alive
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THE DOCTOR IS ALWAYS RIGHT...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up heart will not make you live longer; it likes saying you extend the life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Watch TV series & Eat "heo quay" then take a nap in a couch... Eat & Sleep make you feeling GOO...OD! Exercises make you tired & wrinkled!
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, it means that they take water out of fruit bits so you get more of nutritions that way. Beer is also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain is... good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they are permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!
Q: Will sitting-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscles, they get bigger. You should only do siting-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable! They are the best "feeling-good" food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain about the body of the whale to me...
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever and whenever you like!