TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28

You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed
At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
At 78

What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?
What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28

You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed
At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
At 78

What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?