Some Very Good Jokes
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(from my email)
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Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife..........
Its been years now, just reminding u......
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Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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Chanakya writes:
“If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less Understand more!
If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More never try to Understand !
(from my email)
****
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife..........
Its been years now, just reminding u......
****
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
****
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
****
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
*****
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
****
Chanakya writes:
“If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less Understand more!
If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More never try to Understand !