How To Make A Woman Happy?

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  • KiwiTeTua
    Moderator
    • Jul 2008
    • 2964

    #1

    How To Make A Woman Happy?

    Dò sông dò biển dể dò
    Đố ai lấy thước mà đo được lòng..... mấy mợ mấy cô đờn bà...



    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY?



    It is not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a good father
    6. a man
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a bug exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. nice
    23. clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments frequently
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be rich, well to do....
    49. never stress her
    50. never look at other women !


    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space


    VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:

    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * her favorite color
    * her favorite flower
    * her favorite gems
    * her favorite fragrance
    * her favorite memories
    * her favorite holidays
    * her favorite friends
    * her favorite vacation destinations
    * her favorite beverage
    * her favorite food
    * her favorite restaurant
    * any arrangements she makes


    THAT'S VERY SIMPLE, ISN'T IT?

    AND

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?


    Phai Bợt24








    Just leave him alone !!!







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    Last edited by KiwiTeTua; 03-24-2015, 10:03 PM.
  • Firebird24
    Người Thân
    • Oct 2010
    • 143

    #2
    Nó quỳ nó lết rồi nó dụ ...

    Ngày xưa còn trẻ thích giai nhân
    Mánh mung đủ kiểu để được gần
    Nó quỳ nó lết rồi nó dụ
    Xả láng đi em chỉ một lần

    Ngày nay già ngắc chỉ thích tu
    Chuyện cũ phanh phui chắc đi tù
    Nó chui nó nhủi rồi nó trốn
    Quạnh quẽ trong am tối lù mù

    Người ấy giờ đây giống Bà Chằng
    Nó lườm nó nguýt nó nhe răng
    Sư Tử Hà Đông còn dzọt mất
    Xá chi những kẻ bị gọi "thằng"



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