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Salary increase..
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely, Everybody
The next day,the employee received this letter of reply:
I know you have been working very hard,..nowadays,.Nothing much has changed. You must have Noticed that our company is Not doing Noticeably well as yet.
Now the newspaper are saying the world’s leading economists are not sure if the United State may go into another recession .After the November presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have nothing more to add now .You know what I mean.
Your$ truly Bo$$, Nobody.
FBI Job Opening
The FBI had a job opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,
"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the
sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely, Everybody
The next day,the employee received this letter of reply:
I know you have been working very hard,..nowadays,.Nothing much has changed. You must have Noticed that our company is Not doing Noticeably well as yet.
Now the newspaper are saying the world’s leading economists are not sure if the United State may go into another recession .After the November presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have nothing more to add now .You know what I mean.
Your$ truly Bo$$, Nobody.
FBI Job Opening
The FBI had a job opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,
"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the
sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them