Three Super Power Leaders' Achievement

One day, the three super power leaders get together for their lifetime achievements at a secret location.

Putin starts the meeting by thanking Donald Trump and Zi Jinping for coming to the meeting. He then says:
- You know that I inferred the 2016 America election very damn good. No one ever found evidence I did. I’m pretty proud of myself.

Jinping dis-agreed:
- Nope! I had a better one. I only snapped my fingers, the Wuhan virus infected the entire world but America has the biggest share. I’m so proud of myself.

Putin turns to Trump asks:
- How about you little brother? What did you do?

Trump proudly says:
- You know I screw who …

Putin says:
- What did Melenia do to you? You don’t even remember who you screwed? You have too much stress, let’s relax little brother.

Jinpung added:
- I think you have dementia. Why don’t you take a bowl of bat soup and have some rest.

Trump yelp even louder:
- No! god damn it I said I screwed W.H.O…..

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NY - 2020