My Last Job Interview..

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  • ducquany
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 1067

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    My Last Job Interview..

    OFFICER:- What is your name?

    Me :- M.P. sir

    OFFICER:- In full please

    Me:- Marvin Paul

    OFFICER:- Your father's name?

    Me:- M.P. sir

    OFFICER:- What does that mean?

    Me:- Martin Paul

    OFFICER:- What is your qualification?

    Me:- M.P.

    OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!

    Me:- Maths and Physics

    OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?

    Me:- It is because of M.P. sir

    OFFICER: Meaning?

    Me:- Money Problem

    OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

    Me: MP sir.

    OFFICER: And what is that?

    Me:- Marvelous Personality

    OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

    Me:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?

    OFFICER:- And what's that again?

    Me:- My Performance.

    OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.

    Me:- What’s that?

    OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

    Don't laugh alone.
    Send this to M.P. (Many People) those are saved in your M.P. (Mobile Phone)
    to put a smile on their faces.

    I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My People).
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