Engineers
Lawyer
An engineer lost his job so he opened a clinic and put a board outside.
"GET TREATMENT FOR $20... IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100"
- A lawyer thought this was a good opportunity to earn $100 and went to the clinic.......
Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste.
Engineer: Nurse , bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Patient (Lawyer): Hey, this is petrol.
Engineer: Congratulations! Your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.
- The lawyer got annoyed..... Trying to recoup his loss, the lawyer went back to the engineer's clinic
Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.
Engineer: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Lawyer: (annoyed) This is petrol. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.
Engineer: Congratulations! You get your memory back.. My fee is $20
- The lawyer paid him and went home angrily. He returned several days later, determined to get $100.
Lawyer: My eyesight has become weak.
Engineer: Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take $100.
Lawyer: (staring at the note) But this is $20 bill, not $100.
Engineer: Congratulations!..... You got back your eyesight...... Give me $20.
Lawyer Shocks... Engineer Rocks..!!!