No Deer

[DaDieu]

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy in a Middle East Country for a Visa to enter the US.
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Azizbama
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Seven to twelve times a week
Consul: I mean male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows, donkeys, and dogs too.
Consul: Man......isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any styles.
Consul: Oh....dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, cannot keep up, they run too fast!