DaDieu
06-04-2009, 02:46 PM
:icon_crying:How To Know When You're Growing Old
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere the night before.
Your children begin to look middle-aged.
You finally reach the top of the ladder, and find it leaning agaisnt the wrong wall.
You know all the answers but nobody ask you the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You turn off the light for economic, rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it goịng
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
The best part of your day is over when the alarm goes off.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl goes by .
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercised.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
You sink your teeth into a big steak and they stay there.
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere the night before.
Your children begin to look middle-aged.
You finally reach the top of the ladder, and find it leaning agaisnt the wrong wall.
You know all the answers but nobody ask you the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You turn off the light for economic, rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it goịng
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
The best part of your day is over when the alarm goes off.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl goes by .
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercised.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
You sink your teeth into a big steak and they stay there.