Engineer & Lawyer

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Engineers

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Lawyer


An engineer lost his job so he opened a clinic and put a board outside.

"GET TREATMENT FOR $20... IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100"

- A lawyer thought this was a good opportunity to earn $100 and went to the clinic.......

Lawyer: I have lost my sense of taste.

Engineer: Nurse , bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Patient (Lawyer): Hey, this is petrol.

Engineer: Congratulations! Your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.

- The lawyer got annoyed..... Trying to recoup his loss, the lawyer went back to the engineer's clinic

Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.

Engineer: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Lawyer: (annoyed) This is petrol. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.

Engineer: Congratulations! You get your memory back.. My fee is $20

- The lawyer paid him and went home angrily. He returned several days later, determined to get $100.

Lawyer: My eyesight has become weak.

Engineer: Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take $100.

Lawyer: (staring at the note) But this is $20 bill, not $100.

Engineer: Congratulations!..... You got back your eyesight...... Give me $20.



Lawyer Shocks... Engineer Rocks..!!!